Short bus jokes

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

So my bus... goodness.

Bus went vrrrrrrrm.

If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.

All then are bad.

Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.

What is a bus 🚌?