Short bus jokes

Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?

Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.

If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.

Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.

If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.

I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Do your buses run on time?

No, they run on diesel.