Short bus jokes
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.