No Bright Ideas

Okay, listen up, genius. The joke is that the person is so "dark," meaning their skin is dark. The "bright ideas" part is a play on words, see? "Bright" can mean smart, but it also means light. Because this person is dark, they can't have bright ideas, get it? You probably don't, but whatever, I tried. Also you should drink some water, I bet you are dehydrated.