Wisdom

Wisdom Jokes

Car

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

President

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

Priest

A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.

Health

What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?

Dumb.

Erection

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

People

Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?

Because you can’t look up to them.

God

Why did God create women before men?

He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

Age

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

Lactose

"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Stereotype

A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."

Sense

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

Airplane

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu

Lady

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯