The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors? Because you can’t look up to them
Why was the orphan stupid
:because his parents couldn't guide him
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom but After she voted🤯
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say
I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.
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You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
The fool says in his brain "there is a god".
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