Wisdom jokes
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
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What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."