Wisdom jokes
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Akbar: How many crows are there, Birbal?
Birbal: 8,971.
Akbar: What if there are fewer?
Birbal: Then some crows went on vacation to visit their relatives.
Akbar: What if there are more?
Birbal: Then some came on vacation here to visit their relatives.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.