Wisdom Jokes

The three unwritten rules of life:

1. 2. 3.

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

Confucius say:

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."

A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.

What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?

Dumb

Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.

Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors? Because you can’t look up to them

I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.

Why was the orphan stupid

:because his parents couldn't guide him

Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.

I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.

Once the old lady told me she had wisdom but After she voted🤯

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say

Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.

Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.

Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.

You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.

The fool says in his brain "there is a god".