What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Intelligence Jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
