I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
I might slide up to your block with intelligence. I'm a genius with a glock. There's some relevance. Took his chain, took his rocks. Took his sediments. There's no cap inside my speech. No impediments.
Putting numbers on the board, I use my calculator. Put a opp below the floor, he's a denominator. E = mc2, you didn't notice that? Had the shot, but he's too scared. Why didn't he buss it back?
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says, “The teacher is very intelligent.” The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?” Little Suzie says, “They are very fashionable.” The teacher says, “Johnny, why don’t you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence.” Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy, ‘Darling, how does my dick taste?’”
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.
Say "beans" fast three times.
Now you’re an idiot.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What do u call an autistic army special forces
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.
No one is smart. I am smart.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
