Intelligence jokes
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
Memes
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.