Intelligence jokes
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
After getting in the White House, D. Trump gets a letter...
...from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggests Trump ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
"Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down."
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Yo momma so stupid... weather man says it's chilly outside... instead of a jacket, she gets a bowl and spoon!
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
What is the difference between Joe Biden and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.