Intelligence jokes
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.