Intelligence jokes

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.

I made sure it didn't outsmart me.

What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?

Being a genius has its limits.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

Q: What's the difference between a smart Russian and a unicorn?

A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.