Intelligence

Intelligence jokes

School

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

Genius

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?

Being a genius has its limits.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Mama

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

Brain

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Cancer

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Talent

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

Blonde

"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.

"T," said the blonde.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Mama

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Mom

Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.

Blonde

Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.