Intelligence jokes
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.