Intelligence jokes
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.