Intelligence jokes

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"

God replies, "So she would love you..."

I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.

It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?

Being a genius has its limits.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

What do you call a retard with AK special forces?

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!