Intelligence jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.