Intelligence jokes
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”