Intelligence jokes
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.