Intelligence jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Memes
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.