Intelligence jokes

What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.

Why are mountains so smart?

'Cause they have a degree.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.

What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D

Why was an oven so smart?

It had 70 degrees.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

You're pretty, pretty dumb.

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

Where do smart hotdogs end up?

On the honor roll!

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.