Intelligence jokes
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.