Intelligence jokes
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Ed is dumb.
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
You couldn't spit out a good sentence, even if you ate a bowl of alphabet soup.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.