Intelligence

Intelligence jokes

Dog

My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

Difference

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

Momma

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Boyfriend

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

Time

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

Mama

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Rock

I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.

Sister

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Math

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.

Blonde

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

IQ

You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.

Blonde

How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."

Mama

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.