Intelligence jokes

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.