Intelligence jokes
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.