My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw!
Why am I idiot?
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
I was bullying stephen hawkings, I told him why not stand up for yourself.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
