Intelligence jokes

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.

"T," said the blonde.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.

Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she is a dumb b*tch!

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.