Intelligence jokes
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
I think your hairline is too stupid.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.