If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
Intelligence Jokes
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
