Intelligence jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
What do you call a retard?
"Kahin."
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.
Do you know this kind of kid
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Putin's Brain:
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
How do you drown a blonde? You tape a mirror to the bottom of a 13-foot deep pool.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.