Intelligence jokes

What do you call a retard with AK special forces?

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.

I think your hairline is too stupid.

"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.

"T," said the blonde.

Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.

You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

What do you call a man with no head? Airhead.

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.