if u make jokes abt SH you're not funny and if u do im gonna assume you're some 12 year old who wants to be an edge lord idrc if ppl get pressed
go to comunity im bord
hi im depraashinhi im rope me can i hang with you guys
:bully: my mom says im not allowed to burn trash :me: (quiet) :bully: HEY IM TALKING TO YOU :me: are you talking to yourself? because i was listening to music until i heard you
alright so i have a few orphan jokes im gonna put them all in one message.
why cant orphans be gay? they have no one to call daddy.
why cant orphans go on a field trip? parent signiture:______
new teacher: i used to be an orphan as a kid students:hahaha teacher: is anyone missing? students:no one just your parents
why did the orphan become a prostitute? they kept calling everyone daddy
why do orphans have the iphonex because it has no home button
Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
im in school lol
An orphan goes up to someone the guy ses were are you parents
the orphan ses why do you think im wearing ripped pyjamas
Hey freshfry r u on? because im ready to play on the xbox.
Dad\mom:Son,your adopted .son:i know,.*holds up daddys phone that has the text of them talking about it.* dad:babe,we need to talk. mom:ok...... dad:hes grounded. mom:your right,your grounded! oh and im dumping you. son:am i getting a new daddy? mom:soon honey,soon.... dad:i really shouldnt have let her know i cheating
Teacher:every1 tomorrow is bring your mom to school day Me:srry but my moms not gonna make Teacher:why Me: im an orphan bitch
me sister said im stupid and im a baby and i said ohh i didnt know we were talking about you
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
What will reddit be without the robot logo?
RedDOT.
(btw im an ugly sack, feel free to dislike this retarded joke. i like bully people cuz their jokes are stupid, and my jokes are cooler than their jokes.)
I DO NO UNDERSTAND WHY PPL ARENT SCARED OF SPIDERS. i mean like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987t388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 2386486775957t8590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes. i saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK IM GONNA SLEEP IN THERE????????? nope. im moving to japan. KOONICHIWA
9/11 is like me after im finished with my lego house. I destroy it 😄🤣
tails. hey sonic do you need payback oh you are not a fat hedgehog you are a snail. sonic. but im a fat snail because dr eggman turned me to a snail. tails. i don,t trust you fat snail
what did pepper say to spray hey spray im pepper and i think we should fight crime!!!!!
Why does God hate me? Because im a gay minority who fights for womens rights
aaron and ben meet on grinder [they have a drink and have sex they wake up in the morning in bed aaron says im so glad i got it out ben relys what oh just the HIV
HELLO IM HAHAHAA WHAT DO UYO CALL FUNNY RUBBER TOE ROBERTO!!~!!~!!! aaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA AND LIKE AHAHAHA WHAT WORNH WITH AIRLINE OOFOD THYIRE NOT BLKCC AND THYEYPRE NOT POEPLE
