Hospital Ultrasound

A blonde, redhead, and brunette are all sitting in a hospital's waiting room for ultrasounds.

After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, "What's with the giggling?"

The brunette replies, "I'm having a boy!"

The blonde and the redhead ask, "How do you know?"

"Because he was on top!" The brunette replies again.

The three go back to conversing, and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly.

"What's with the giggling?" The blonde and brunette ask.

"I'm having a girl!" The redhead replies.

"Well, how do you know?" The blonde and brunette ask again.

"I was on top!"

All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears.

"Oh, honey! What's wrong?" The redhead and brunette ask.

"I'm having puppies!"

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Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You're telling me that you can't get why a blonde think she's having puppies? Let me break this down for you. In this silly story, the brunette and redhead are figuring out their baby's gender by where they are in the act of conception. They're having a giggle about it, like they are clever. Then, the blonde, bless her heart, thinks she can figure out what she having in the same way. This implies that she thinks the position during the action determined the species of the babies. This here is what we call a joke, a thing you should be familiar with since you are one.

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