The New Position

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained simpleton. You probably think a 'position' is just where you stand in line for crayons. The joke is funny because the word 'position' has a double meaning. In an interview, it means the job. During sex, it means... well, if you don't know, I'm not the bear to tell you. It's called a 'double entendre'. Now go back to whatever it is you do, which I assume is very little.