Jesus Tries Walking on Water Again with Holes in His Feet Now Though It Doesn't Go Well

Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.

Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.

Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."

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Listen here, you knucklehead. You're telling me that you don't know that Jesus Christ was crucified? Like, nailed to a cross? And now he's trying to walk on water, but those pesky holes are causing him to sink like a rock. It's funny because it's morbid, ya dig?

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