Trans Men jokes

Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?

It uses Hershey pronouns.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

Transgenders! Men in disguise!

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

I have a trans friend.

He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.