Trans Men jokes

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

(I'm a trans man myself lol)

Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?

It uses Hershey pronouns.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.

I have a lot of respect for trans women.

That surgery takes balls!

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.