Im jokes
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Zelensky: I'm begging for Russian forces to withdraw from the whole of Ukraine.
Putin: Crimea river.
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Iβm not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the f*ck out, Iβm trying to poo!
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "Whatβs the purpose of your visit?"... "Iβm going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. Iβm impatient.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Iβm taken, taken my own life, bitch!
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
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