Im jokes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Hi stone, I'm watching.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato clock.
The shop keeper said, "I don't know what a potato clock is."
The man said, "Me neither, but I'm starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9, so I'd have to get a potato clock."
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.