Funeral for Feelings

The joke is a roast where someone pretends their feelings for their ex died, instead of a person, and they're at a funeral for it. It's funny because it's unexpected and a bit harsh.

• Baby
• Funeral
• Roast
• Ex
• Relationship
• Breakup

• The person I hate: Omg, my mom and dad just died. Me: Omg, I am so sorry, don't worry. The person I hate: I have a boyfriend. Me: Well, I have a mom and dad. The person I hate: Rood. Me: Shut up.
• There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
• My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
• What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder.