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Robin Hood and Friend

murder muffin
3 years ago ·
  • Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.

    Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!

    Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?

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    Explanation

  • Robin Hood gives money to his friend who is supposed to be poor. When his friend says that he is rich now, Robin Hood acts surprised and kind of offended as if he is implying that his friend should be grateful not rich.

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