Im jokes

Wanna know something funny?

Me, because I'm funny looking.

I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.

Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...

I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?

Hi, I'm Yeff.

Hahahahahahah I'm dying.

So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.

Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)

Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

I'm glad.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.

I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?

I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?

But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.

I'm supposed to put a joke here.

But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?

I'm sure you'll laugh.