Im jokes

One day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER!" the guy said. So the duck walked away.

The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha

Wanna know something funny?

Me, because I'm funny looking.

I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.

Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...

So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.

Hi, I'm Yeff.

Hahahahahahah I'm dying.

I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?

Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)

Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.

I'm glad.

I'm bored in class. Anyone wanna chat?

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?

But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

I'm supposed to put a joke here.

But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?

I'm sure you'll laugh.

Bully: You are a piece of shit.

Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.