So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
im joe bidens husban
im bored in class anyone wanna chat
hi im coby bayley
Hi, I'm new to this website, please follow.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
(Omg omg literally dislike im so cringe)
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
I'm glad.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Bully: You are a piece of shit.
Person: No, I'm not a piece, and I'm not brown... so no, honey.
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
