What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"
Every moon has a silver lining.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
