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Pot

maria · 8 years ago
  • What did the pot say to the kettle?

    "To lick the spoon."

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    Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago
  • A white car, possibly a utility vehicle, is parked on a paved surface. Its hood is painted with the Israeli flag design, featuring blue stripes and a blue Star of David on a white background. Text overlayed on the image reads, "NOT ONLY DOES IT STOP ON A DIME, IT GOES BACK TO PICK IT UP." In the background, a person on a bicycle is visible. The car has an Israeli license plate "33-278-57".
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    Pot

    maria · 8 years ago
  • What did the pot say to the kettle?

    "To lick the s*** spoon."

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  • Elephant

    Lil’ bro · 8 months ago
  • A large brown elephant stands in the middle of a carpeted room with white walls and windows in the background. Overlaid in white text, it says: "Address me twin" followed by a yellow emoji face with its tongue sticking out and one eye closed.
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  • Florida Man

    tabs1528 · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a tweet by Robert Littal (@BSO). The tweet contains a headline about 'Florida Man' and describes how he told his neighbors he would 'kill them with kindness,' then proceeded to try and attack them with a machete he named 'Kindness.' Below the text is a mugshot photo of the man with a small injury on his forehead.
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    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago
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    A still from the animated movie "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" shows a man with wide eyes and mouth open in surprise. Above the image it says, "it's raining cats and dogs" and below it says "my chinese friend:".
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    uknowwhoo

    2 years ago
  • "When it rains it pours eh ,Jefe."

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