Idiom jokes
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Community talk
Why is it called 'shut UP' when the upper teeth have to move down to fully close the mouth?
"When it rains it pours eh ,Jefe."