Idiom jokes
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
Why didnβt the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because itβs a scaredy-cat.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
