I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Walnut Jokes
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
Who loves walnut? Wallace!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret.
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts!
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
