I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
Are you a walnut because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts What do u call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do u call nuts on ur chin? A blowjob
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
i have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissd on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and i said that's disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com shadow u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
My mates threw nuts at the wall now we call them walnuts
Hahaha :)
who loves walnut? wallace!
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer walnuts
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew? It was nut funny.
What did the mama nut say to her son? “If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy
if a walnut is nut on the wall then what is peanut 😳
I’m gay because I nutted the wall now there walnuts