I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts What do u call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do u call nuts on ur chin? A blowjob
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
i have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissd on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and i said that's disgusting so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com shadow u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller
who loves walnut? wallace!
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew? It was nut funny.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer walnuts
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret
What did the mama nut say to her son? “If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy
