Idiom Jokes

Day

I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."

Bucket

I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”

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  • Cast

    Why does a movie set say "break a leg"? Because they have a cast.

    Memes

    Bucket

    I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

    Cast

    Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

    Cause every play has a cast.

    Sun

    Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?

    Because the clouds kept throwing shade.

    Bar

    Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.

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  • Suicide

    Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.

    Potato Chip

    Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?

    A: A couch potato. HaHaHa

    Bucket

    I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)

    Suicide

    Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

    That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

    Canadian

    Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.

    They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty."

    Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell's boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.

    He goes back to the Canadians' room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Canadians having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they're doing.

    "Well, we can't pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!"

    Satan realizes he's been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it's at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth.

    He knows he's won now, so he goes back to the Canadians' room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.

    He shouts at them in fury, "WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!"

    They look at him and shout at the same time, "Hell froze over! That means the Leafs won!"

    Cat

    Curiosity killed the cat.

    But for a while, I was a suspect.

    Power

    What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.

    Cat

    Why didn’t the cat cross the road?

    Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.

    Time

    Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.