Taxi jokes
Better to drink until you wave it off than to wave it down.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Three drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk, so he started the engine and turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination." The first guy gave him money, and the second guy said, "Thank you." The third guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked, thinking the third drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, "What was that for?" The third guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.