you're forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
3 Drunk men get in a taxi, the driver knew they were drunk so he started the car and turned it off. the first man gave him the money, the second man thanked him but the third man slapped the driver, the driver surprised that he noticed so he askes why and the third man replies with Μwhy did you drive so fast. Μ
What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi
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Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
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Why canβt Germans call a taxi *does taxi calling motion* https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj6iIbtq9L8AhXyk4kEHTyDBS4QwqsBegQICBAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcJz6Oqm4UoY&usg=AOvVaw0mbwQc0TCp6COJ4FJHCIQp itβs not a Rick roll
it cost me $100 dollars to ride a taxi over your belly it was that big
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When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling βtaxi! Taxi!β
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What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?.
Travis Spick-le.
