you're forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
3 Drunk men get in a taxi, the driver knew they were drunk so he started the car and turned it off. the first man gave him the money, the second man thanked him but the third man slapped the driver, the driver surprised that he noticed so he askes why and the third man replies with ̈why did you drive so fast. ̈
What was the one word that could of save Princess Dianas life? Taxi
your forhead is so big its a 20$ taxi ride from your hairlie to your eyebrows
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
You are so fat, that when you wear a yellow raincoat, that a running person behind you shouted "TAXI!"
UR MUM IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE CALLED TAXI
(Don't take this seriously just funny): Yo mama so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her a yell "Hey Yo Taxi!!!"
You're so fat when you wear a yellow raincoat people call out "TAXI!"
SCOOT WANT TAXI! Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side. 🍐
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted taxi
yo mama is so fat that she put a yellow dress people called taxi
You mum fat she were a yellow T-shirt they say taxi
Why can’t Germans call a taxi *does taxi calling motion* https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj6iIbtq9L8AhXyk4kEHTyDBS4QwqsBegQICBAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcJz6Oqm4UoY&usg=AOvVaw0mbwQc0TCp6COJ4FJHCIQp it’s not a Rick roll
When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”
your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
it cost me $100 dollars to ride a taxi over your belly it was that big
your forehead is so big that its a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?.
Travis Spick-le.
