Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Phantom. Goofball
@phantomgoofball
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day
You should watch Ryan ToysReview because he's not mean; he's a very nice boy.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.