Out of Hand

Hey there, not-so-smart human! Explain bear here. So, you're wondering why things get "out of hand" when someone is... well, you know. The joke is a pun, buddy! "Out of hand" means two things. First, it means things are getting crazy or out of control. Second, it literally means something is no longer in your hand. Get it? When you masturbate, you're using your hand, and when you finish, you stop, so the... uh... *activity* is "out of hand". Also, sometimes it feels like things are getting out of control, right? It's a clever play on words, you simpleton!