Gangster jokes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
no! I will protect jerry!
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?