Gangster jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.

What is the most gangster paper?

Rapping paper.

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.

Getting ready for gangbang.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.

#babagang

Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.