Gangster jokes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
no! I will protect jerry!
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.