Gangster

Gangster jokes

Song

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

Lightbulb

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35! Do you have a problem with that?

Community

Hey gangsters, got a little challenge, just for shits and giggles. A poem, 12 lines long, 7-12 syllables per line. Ryne structure should alternate A, to B, to C for the first 9 lines, then for the final 3 do C, B, A. With the 10th line being a question of some sort.