What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Jesus vs. Plank of Wood
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. This joke is saying Jesus was crucified, which means nails through his hands and feet. But a plank of wood can also have nails hammered into it without any fuss. So the joke is that the wood is tougher than JC. Get it now, you cotton-headed ninny muggins?