Homeless Cow

I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.

The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"

That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is funny because it takes a normal situation, like a person helping a homeless animal, and makes it super weird. Like, the cow is living in the house, drinking wine, and then has a messy accident. It's unexpected and gross, which makes it funny, even if your IQ is lower than your shoe size.

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