Depression

  • Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.

    Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.

    Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.

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  • Rickroll

  • This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.

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  • Jew

  • A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."

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  • Bullshit

  • This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

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  • Jesus

  • So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

    Difference

  • What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

    Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

    Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

    Scroll down for explanation.

    Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.

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