Humor
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
also acceptable when I saw your face
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Your face.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?