Humor

What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.

You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

Hehehehehe.

Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.

Your face.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large!

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

My grandpa died to ligma :(

LIGMA BALLS!

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.

Gaykelyu

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?

Well why are there no Momtarts?

Because of the PASTRYarchy!

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"