Humor
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
Your face.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Your mom is a joke.
What happens when the terminator pees?
Gasoline descent.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.