
Humor
Guy: Are you depression? 'Cause you're crippling me.
Car driver: No, I'm the guy that hit you with his car and crippled you.
Guy: Don't worry, I was already crippled because I got crippling depression.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?
Son: No.
Dad: It hasn't come out yet.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
Your face.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
