Humor

Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?

Because he's British.

What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?

Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.

Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.

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Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.

Hahahaahhahahahah my joje.

A joke, huh?

My sense of humor.

Your face.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

My grandpa died to ligma :(

LIGMA BALLS!

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!

Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...

I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.

Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?

A. Gallows humor.

Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

Spell "attic."

Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.

Me: Hey, are you going to Sawcon?

Sensei: What is that?

Me: Saw con deez nu...

Sensei: Oh, is it for people with ligma?

Me: What’s ligm...

Sensei: 😈

Me: no no no no

Sensei: Ligma ba...

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"