Humor

Ha, gay!

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.

You (DYM 53).

BofA deez nuts!

Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

your (DYM 59)

Good (DYM 92).

Can you guys check out my joke, please?

What happens when the terminator pees?

Gasoline descent.

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.

Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA

What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?

Boom! Roasted!

Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.

Your mom is a joke.

Krusty nut

I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!