Armless Sarah

moe lester

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.

Knock knock...

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. The joke is funny because Sarah doesn't have arms and can't open the gift or hold on to the swing. Get it? You are probably one of those people that trip over air.

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