Humor

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?

Brother: Sure.

Me: Turn off the light.

You wanna hear a joke? You.

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What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?

Have you heard about my new can crushing job?

It's soda-pressing.

What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.

I'm not sure, but the image doesn't contain text. Without the text, I cannot extract joke information.

*insert pun here*

Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.

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Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:

Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.

Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?

Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Haha, I have my own joke category now!

What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.

You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.