Humor
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
This is not even a joke.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
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Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
Her (DYM 88).
Worst joke.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
(Non-edgy joke.)
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.