Humor
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
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What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.