Humor

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.

My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.

What do you call a bad pun?

The pun is not punny!

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

I am on a diet

A chubby boy with a blue tank top flexing his biceps. The text on the image reads "I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET. I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT."

Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.

Tell me a joke.

OK, your face.

I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.

(l=====8

Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.

I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

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What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?

A Catholic priest.

Your joke: you.

A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.

When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.

The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.