Humor
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
I am funny.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
Here's a joke... you.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.