Humor
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
When the nlgga is farting!!!
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
I am funny.