Humor
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Jokes are not funny.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
"Deznuts up your ass."
When the nlgga is farting!!!
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!