Humor

Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

sans *a'm i pune*

*piris* no.

I know that my jokes are never punny but...

Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅

I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.

You guys are cow-medians!

So funny!

Here's a joke... you.

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

Why do asses make the best detectives?

They always crack the case!

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?

BOO-TY JEANS!

Why don't butts get along?

Because they can't stand each other's cheek!

Why don't booties get invited to parties?

They tend to CRACK people up!

Banana joke?

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!

Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.