What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Humor
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
Here's a joke... you.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
I am funny.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
