Humor
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
"Deznuts up your ass."
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Memes
bro wtf is tihs ad
When the nlgga is farting!!!
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
John is not funny.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
I am funny.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
The Ace of Spades was Hippy Flipping.
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.