Humor
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Memes
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Jokes are not funny.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
No joke.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Banana joke?
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.