Humor
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
that thing found so crack!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Banana joke?
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Here's a joke... you.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅