Humor
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
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Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date? Because he was 2 squared.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
Dark humor and women are very similar...
Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.