I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Humor
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
My jokes are cancer.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
Uh oh, stinky!
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
