Humor
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Banana joke?
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
No joke.
John is not funny.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
I go 7u7. I said I go 7u7. Get Rick and rolled, my son.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.