Humor
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.
Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.