Humor
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
If you boil your funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
When the nlgga is farting!!!
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
"Deznuts up your ass."
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
No joke.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!