Humor
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Jokes are not funny.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Banana joke?
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.