Humor
When the nlgga is farting!!!
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
"Deznuts up your ass."
Memes
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Jokes are not funny.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Sad life goes, joke mom.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
No joke.
John is not funny.