Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
The Chicken and the Idiot
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The chicken crossed the road to get to the idiot. Then, in a knock-knock scenario, you are supposed to say your name, but the chicken just stares at you, because you're the idiot! Ha! I bet you didn't see that one coming, and that is based.