Squirrel

Squirrel memes

Jokes

Nut

Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?

He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

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  • Truck

    One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A police officer said, "Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back, but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

    Nut

    What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"