Secret Service jokes
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
