Humor
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Uh oh, stinky!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
John is not funny.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Banana joke?
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Jokes are not funny.
"Deznuts up your ass."
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.
That’s the punch line.
No joke.