Humor
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Memes
The TRICKSTER
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!