Humor
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
"Peppa's ribs."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
not the best like it says it is!!
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Uh oh, stinky!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.