Humor
Uh oh, stinky!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Know your ABCs! Assholes, bitches, and cocaine!
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!