Humor
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
Uh oh, stinky!
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
LOL
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always crack the case!
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.