Humor
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
If Slade were any more SENILE, he’d be pH 7.
Memes
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Jokes are not funny.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
¿No sabes el chiste de Pocoyó? Tan Pocoyó.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
No joke.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Banana joke?
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.