Humor
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Memes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why?
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Skeppy is the joke.