Humor

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

Skeppy is the joke.

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How do skeletons get COVID?

From the coffin!

AOT > ur fav anime.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

This video got me on the ground. 😂

Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.