Humor

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Deez nuts eat nuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?

Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.

Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.

Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

Guess!!!!?

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"

Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.

Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.