Humor
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
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