Humor
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Memes
I finished all the memes
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
Guess!!!!?
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
This video got me on the ground. 😂
Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA
AOT > ur fav anime.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.
"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!