Humor

Why did the alien go to the rap battle?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!

This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.

What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses.

Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"

Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.

What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!

What did the ass say to the joke?

"You crack me up!"

What do you call an ass on a beach?

Sandy cheeks!

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣

What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?

MC Bass-Drop.

If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.