Humor
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Yo mama is so ugly that if she went on stage, the show would instantly say, "And that's a wrap!"
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Your mom is so fat, when she went to the ugly contest, they said, "No professionals."