Humor

Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.

Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.

Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

"Balls" got me like: 😂

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

Dark humor is like water. It exists.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

What do you call an animal flouting?

Super bird!

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."