Humor
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Toot and poop.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Why?
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
There is no joke.
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
A treatment joke.
Why can't I drink tea??
Because I laugh too much. TEEEEEHEHEEE
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.