Humor
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
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A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. Iāll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "Iām off the hook now!"
Memes
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays PokĆ©mon and doesnāt catch any.
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Skeppy is the joke.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
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