Skeppy is the joke.
Humor
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.
Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Here via westwingman.net from Veep!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
A treatment joke.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
