Humor
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
Why did Uranus say gross? Because he saw Uranus.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.