Humor

(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?

No?

Well neither did she.

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.

What do you call an animal flouting?

Super bird!

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did.

I did who?

You did a poo.

Skeppy is the joke.

What's the artist imagine something?

Imagine Dragons!

Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

Dark humor is like water. It exists.

What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there.