Humor
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
This is not a joke.
Memes
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
This is a joke in itself.
You are.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Wish jokers.
You. You're the joke.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Joe Mama!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.