Humor
These jokes crash and burn.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Kindly yeet someone!
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
Memes
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Best joke ever.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
What’s green and smells of bacon?
KERMIT'S FINGERS ✌️
Why did the joke cross the street?
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
Hope this is good!
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Goofy ahh jokes below.