Humor
AOT > ur fav anime.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!
DaBaby lol
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What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
Haha
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.