Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”
Humor
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
This is not a joke.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
Say "joke" 5 times.
Oh, nothing happened.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
This is a joke in itself.
You are.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
My puns are awesome, pure gold.
Wish jokers.
You. You're the joke.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
This is not a joke. This is not a joke.
Joe Mama!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
Why can't the skeleton go to the prom?
Because he had no-BODY to go with!
