Humor

Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with!

I don't have time to write this joke.

You're a big Z!

This is not a joke. This is not a joke.

What happens when a pun isn’t funny?

It gets PUNished.

What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?

One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.

Wish jokers.

Joe Mama!

You. You're the joke.

Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.

Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

These jokes crash and burn.

Kindly yeet someone!

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.

Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!

Best joke ever.