Humor
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it!
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
These jokes crash and burn.
Best joke ever.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Kindly yeet someone!
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
This is not a joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.
You are.
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Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.