You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Humor
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
There are "nun" good jokes.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
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