Humor

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

What do you call an animal flouting?

Super bird!

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I did.

I did who?

You did a poo.

The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

What color is Stephen Hawking's house?

It's a bungalow.

There are "nun" good jokes.

When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."

Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.

Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.