Humor
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Memes
SBAHJ
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
*fart* 👀 Oops!
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.