Humor
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Farts.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?