Humor
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Farts.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂