Humor
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Memes
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
*fart* 👀 Oops!
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?