Humor
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Memes
SBAHJ
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Haha joke haha!
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.