Humor
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Haha joke haha!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!