Humor
You want a pizza from me!!!!
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.