Humor
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.