Humor
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Memes
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
I don't think jokes are very funny.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.