Humor

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!

Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?

What do Africans eat for breakfast?

E-bola Cornflakes.

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.

If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

Why are nuts on boys?

Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!