I don't think jokes are very funny.
Humor
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "Iโm sorry!"
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
I'm sorry, but I can't provide the joke text as it is from a video, and I am unable to transcribe it.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. ๐
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
Farts.
Thereโs nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him?
"You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
