What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
The Anonymous Moose
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so basically, you see the word "anonymous," right? It means you don't want people to know who you are. Now, take that word and replace "nymous" with "moose" and you get "anonymoose." It's a moose that doesn't want to be known! Get it now, genius?