When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, dingus! So, basically, the mom thinks the dude's boner is a mouse and SMACKS IT with a chair. Can you believe this guy thought that was funny? You're probably the kinda guy that laughs at farts, aren't ya?