Humor
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Memes
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
*fart* 👀 Oops!