Humor
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D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says, "I'm hungry." The child looks at the father and replies, "Hi Hungry, I'm Son." The father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
What is a "dad?"
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill.
Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill, "To build this still will take so long."
Jill said to Jack, "Well, f--k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill!"
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.