Humor
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Memes
Farts.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.