Humor

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.

Men.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

One has a home.

Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.

Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."

Officer: Hi, how high are you?

Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"

Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.

Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.

Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.

Women: Can I have your number?

Jesus: No.

Women: Why? Are you scared?

Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.

I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛

So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

UwU

A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."

What is the difference between cremation and smoking?

While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.

What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?

A Christian.

Eggs

You crack me up!

Where do pencils go on holiday?

Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)

Why should you never fart in an Apple store?

Because they have no Windows!

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shelfies.

What number is better than 69?

88 'cause you get ate twice.