Humor

Hope

Papyrus · 5 years ago

I gave up hope and I liked it!!

I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

Camel

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀

Clock

Anonymous · 7 years ago

I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄

Koala

Frankie · 5 years ago

Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.

Egg

Saoirse Corin Conn · 8 years ago

Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

Because he had good taste.

Anorexia

Bowie fan 1 · 6 years ago

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Sex

Pigeon · 4 years ago

You've heard of anal sex.

You've heard of oral sex.

You've heard of genital sex.

But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?

Man

Razor · 5 years ago

Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.

Rooster

paxomedy · 2 years ago

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!