Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
Humor
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Eggs
You crack me up!
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
