Humor

Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.

Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?

One has a home.

What is the difference between cremation and smoking?

While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.

A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.

What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?

A Christian.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shelfies.

Where do pencils go on holiday?

Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)

Why take a nap on the toilet?

Because it's a restroom.

What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?

A spicket fence!

What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?

They're both crazy and now dead.

There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.

My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.

Why should you never fart in an Apple store?

Because they have no Windows!

Eggs

You crack me up!

So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

UwU

Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛