Humor
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Stop making the jokes!
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What do you call an abortion in a bathtub?
Chunky Tomato Soup.
What makes a joke a dad joke? I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆