We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
Humor
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
1 + 1 = window.
My dick.
What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"
A dad asked his son what kind of cake he wanted for his birthday, and he replied, "How about a urinal cake?!"
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
