Humor

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?

VEGETABLE OIL!

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

What do you call a Black man having a seizure?

Chocolate shake.

Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

Guys, am I funny?

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start :)

I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.

People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.