Humor
The only joke here is the topic.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
What do you call a PEIS?
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Butt hehe.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!