Humor
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
When I saw you, it instantly made me cry. LOL.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
The only joke here is the topic.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"