My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
Humor
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
Guys, am I funny?
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
It's punny.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
