Humor
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Ur face.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.