Stage jokes
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Dam bro giga Chad has a Pokémon card😮
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the "mic drop" was too high!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.