I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope slapped him.

Stage 4 cancer is like a woman you can’t beat it but if you do she’ll probably come back again

What game hurts you the more stages you survive? Cancer

“So you dropped my instruments on stage?” “It was only the Bass!”

Man Cancer is so easy to beat, I’m already on stage 4

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don’t worry he was just going through a stage

cancer is so easy to beat im already at stage four!

Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.

Ally before the other girl gos on stage: break a leg!

Rachel: alright!

On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg

Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!

How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself … hey y’all I’m Diane