Honest Beggar

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude at the mall begging for cash. But here's the kicker: he's not trying to fool anyone. He's straight up asking for money for strippers and weed. It's funny because it's honest and kinda trashy, which, let's be real, is probably how you'd spend your money too if you had any.

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