Humor
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
I eat dick.
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
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Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"
"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.
"I want to be a hunter."
"Why?" the other babies ask.
"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.