Humor
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
What goes hahaha bonk?
A man laughing his head off.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
I don't know what to write here, just like...
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?
A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!