Humor

Two wind turbines are standing in a field.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."

I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄

How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?

"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."

Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."

What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.

When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European.

How did Caillou quit his party?

He had to cancel it.

Why am I so sad?

People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.

In a white van.

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

Because he had good taste.

Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.

Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.

On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.

I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!

I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!

Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?

Mum?

Mum?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!

How does an Indian open his car?

"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)

What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

"You are a consequence of rape!"

What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.

JK, dark humor.

Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.

Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!